Evelle's Exercise #10
Title: Butterbeer (A filk of Reel Big Fish's "Beer" from their album Turn the Radio Off)
Author: Evelle (monopolizing_bastards@yahoo.com)
Disclaimer: All character mentioned in this filk belong to JK Rowling and the song belongs to Reel Big Fish, used without permission. I'm not making any money off this, it was just written in harmless fun.
Character: Winky the house-elf, with mention of both Barty Crouches and Dobby.
Summary: Winky's depression summed up into song format.
Date: February 12th, 2002.

To hear the song click here.

BUTTERBEER

They caught me late last night
With the wand in my hand
No proof that I was innocent
I said I never did
and that I never would
He'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
on the floor now Barty
You won't bother me no more
If you're cleaning, well you know
you're a house elf and I say
I think I'll have some Butterbeer

They caught me late last night
tried to explain myself
There's no changing Master's mind
Well, he gave me clothes, it wouldn't be all right
But I can't live without him
so I won't even try

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
on the floor now Barty
You won't bother me no more
If you're cleaning, well you know
you're a house elf and I say
I think I'll have some Butterbeer

Maybe someday I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll follow Master's orders
Home looks like heaven
Maybe this is hell
Bart Junior's doing it again,
I promised not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
on the floor now Barty
You won't bother me no more
Dobby said
It's okay Winky
You know we'll be good friends and I say
I think I'll have some Butterbeer