Kristin
EXERCISE: #10
AUTHOR: Kristin
TITLE: If I Had 1,000,000 Galleons
sung to If I Had $1,000,000 by the Bare Naked Ladies
Disclaimer: This is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Also just borrowing BNL's song, not mine.
Characters: Ron Weasley singing to Harry and Hermione
Rating: G

If I Had 1,000,000 Galleons By I'm Not BNL

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you a castle (I would buy you a castle)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you furniture for your castle (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you a Firebolt (a nice Reliant racing broom)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons I'd buy your love.

If I had 1,000,000 galleons I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had 1,000,000 galleons You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had 1,000,000 galleons Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there, wouldn't that be fabulous

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a fairy or a hippogriff)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (if I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you You-Know-Who's remains (All them crazy snaky bones)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons I'd buy your love.

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (We wouldn't have to walk to the Diagon Alley)
If I had 1,000,000 galleons (We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.)
But we would. (Just more of it) We'd actually make the tree fort from the first chorus out of it. Mmm.

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you a Green Cloak (but not a real Green Cloak, that's cruel)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Dumbledore)

If I had 1,000,000 galleons (If I had 1,000,000 galleons)
I'd buy you a dragon (haven't you always wanted a dragon?)

If I had, 1,000,000 galleons, If I had 1,000,000 galleons If I had,
1,000,000 galleons If I had 1,000,000 galleons, I'd be rich.