EXERCISE #: 10
TITLE: Pretty Fly (for a Knight Guy)
AUTHOR: Lala
CHARACTERS: Sir Cadogan
SUMMARY: A filk about Sir Cadogan
DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter universe belongs to JKR
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This filk was done from the song Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) by the Offspring. If you know the song, this might be slightly humurous.
DATE OF FIC: 02/05/02

Pretty Fly (for a Knight Guy)

Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
And all the witches say he's pretty fly for a knight guy

You know it's blasted difficult
Just to get a charge today
Sir Cadogan isn't brave
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a weapon
And he may ride a nag
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes up with his brag

They can't relate, their frames are straight
They know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's needs a sword to wield, as strong as steel
There's just no way, there's just no way
So if he won't rate, he'll overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always push him in the lake
Hogwarts needs wannabe's
So do that brave new thing

Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
And all the witches say he's pretty fly for a knight guy

He needs some fearless friends
Someone not scared of mice
But Harry was too busy
So Neville will suffice
Now prancing through the field, he sees Maidens as he runs
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his nancy buns

His Armour is acrylic
His sword is just paint
He wants to fight bravely, but all he does is faint.
Violet says he tries too hard
Fat Lady says he's not quite hip
For in their minds
He's a dopey git

Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh
Give it to him baby uhuh uhuh

They can't relate, their frames are straight
They know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's needs a sword to wield, as strong as steel
There's just no way, there's just no way
So if he won't rate, he'll overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always push him in the lake
Hogwarts needs wannabe's
Hogwarts loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brave new thing