EXERCISE #: 10
TITLE: How Many Students at Hogwarts
AUTHOR: Pippin/Amanita Lestrange
CHARACTERS: all of them, sort of
SUMMARY: A filk which answers a vexing question. The title says it all, really.
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
DATE OF FIC: 2/18/2002

1000 Students at Hogwarts in All
A filk by Pippin, to the tune of One Hundred Bottles of Beer

One thousand students at Hogwarts in all
One thousand students in all
Sitting at tables or crowding the halls
One thousand students at Hogwarts in all

Eight hundred students at Hogwarts in all
Eight hundred students in all
Two hundred Slyths hoping Harry will fall
Four times two hundred are students in all

Two hundred eighty are students in all
Two hundred eighty in all
Seven years, Houses four, ten per roll call
Makes two hundred eighty at Hogwarts, that's all

How many students at Hogwarts in all
How many students in all
You'll be excused for being bemused
Someone named Jo has her numbers confused.